Episode 14

Bruce Lee

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Another Warrior has joined the ranks of the Brotherhood, he awaits silently, always watching for any who dare to enter the sacred sanctity of worship, tread thee carefully stranger.

Episode 13

Party On The Inside

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A rare glimpse of the insides of one of the brothers, hey, we aint the only ones havin fun

Episode 12

Arrrrrr Tis Fenton The Pirate

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Brother One Eyed Beard has joined the ranks of those immortlised in the tales of Aakfumé, one of the few soldiers of the belief who has stood with the brothers fighting against the ever present threat of Sobriety and lucidity to the world.

Episode 11

Chops’ Lost Night

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This from the lost tales on the scrolls of THE CHONG. A night When Brother Beers and Brother Chops attended the concert of the Mighty Machine Head. A few drinkies were takin along with a few smokies beforehand and on the brothers rocked. Somewhere between entering the gig and the band coming on a strange transformation overcame chops, where he went none know, not even himself. We managed to piece together bits but who knows where he went

Episode 10

After Christmas Catch Up

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Just Keeping the folks up to date on what happened in the blurry few weeks known as Christmas, well, as far as we can piece together, none of us are sure what happened to Chops.

Christmas Special

An AAKFUMé Christmas Carol

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Ah Christmas that special time of year when everyone joins the Aakfumé members in their worship and gets extra wasted, So stand dear reader and join the brotherhood and sing their song of pain

Episode 9

The Lost Concert

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A Tale lost in the mists of ummmm well smoke The day that brother Beers and brother Zomb met in a huuuge field filled with other people, this, finally is the story, told in its entirety as remebered by the participants.

Episode 8

Cant Stop The Rockin

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The Mantra of the Brothers, learn it well young bar flys, learn it well.

Episode 7

Affro Andy!

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This Came from a night in the local boozer, i mean Temple, when him of anger came striding in with a big fluffy head on him, none of the followers were able to keep a straight face afterwards

Episode 6

The Hugmonster is unleashed!

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At night when the moon is high (Or Zomb is) and the air is filled with booze, a strange transformation occours, with a shuffle in the darkness he approaches searching for his hapless victims, Zomb becomes……. The HUGMONSTER!!!! His continuing mission to hug all in his path, to search out those who are in a tipsy state and not sure whats happening until its too late!